MottEKoncepT!!

passing thought # 2

2009-05-12T10:38:00.000-07:00

Morpheus: You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up and believe...whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill.....you stay in wonderland...and I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Neo pauses for an instant, then reaches for the Blue pill. He swallows it down with a glass of water, and looks at Morpheus. Morpheus slaps his bald pate..

Morpheus: Yella wokay... Blue pill Yaake?

Passing thought... #1

2009-05-12T10:36:00.000-07:00

Neo pauses for an instant, then reaches for the Blue pill. He swallows it down with a glass of water, and looks at Morpheus. Morpheus slaps his bald pate..

Morpheus: Ayyo! Ak*an just miss...

Writers block is dead for now...Thanks to my Heroes!

2009-03-18T11:33:00.000-07:00

090319:0005 Hrs

M: The Prodigy.

T: 20 Degrees

My Heroes are back!

It is not everyday that you get a wake up call and/or a kick in the gonads to actually type 226 words to revive your blog.

It is not everyday that you bleed ... (For the Philistines, read ' regular accidents with sharp objects')

It is not everyday that old members of your favorite band regroup and come with something spectacular for your senses.

Presenting the greatest Mind Blasting Act : ' The Prodigy'. They were my first foray into an alternative genre after I was fed on a regular diet of Jhankar beats.

I had lost the ' Fat of the land' CD amongst my newfound tastes in used packaging of dozens of a certain cheeseburst pizza and my dirty boxers.. ( Why wash when you can afford new ones whenever you want? Environmentalists can rejoice with me for saving water ).

However I was thrilled to read that they had regrouped and had come up with their latest chart topping offering ' INVADERS MUST DIE'. (Thanks to an SMS by a dear partner in self induced deafness.)

I am playing it now and I am giggling like Heidi watching mountain goats coapulate. The sheer joy of martyring your eardrums to loud beats and industrial screeches is incomparable.

Im not much of a reviewer but the very fact that the music got me up and hopping was a sure indication that it was a classic in the making. I give this album 13 out of 14 stars just for the inventive big beats and all that mindblasting and that classic back to roots tracks.

EOTY awards...Because someone has to do the Dirty Job..Category 1

2006-12-07T11:53:00.000-08:00

End Of The Year Awards.

Top places to relieve urself in India without fumbling for pocket change.

So do U think Sulabh Souchalaya is a big load of Sandaas? lookin for a free alternative?

1) Inox , Nariman point Mumbai.
USP: UBER COOL LOCATION
MOST OF THE BOLLYWOOD STARS HAVE USED IT
GREAT FLOORING WITH TINY SILVER STARS. (Can divert ur attention though)
FLOOR AC VENTS TO COOL UR BALLS OFF (STARS WARS stuff)

2) Mount Carmel Arts and science college, Bangalore.
I had the previlige of using it when I was insanely stupid and took up JEE preparation.
USP: Public Toilets with Curtains!! Classy and unique. Dont ask me what I did with the curtain though.

3) Munnar:
Drive down. Get near any coffee/tea estate.
USP: I dont know but i think relieving yoursef at higher altitudes is good for ur health..(MOrarji Desai??!!)
U can view a cliff edge 1000 feet down and u dont have wayward crows over ur head.
Its U ,ur manhood and altitude sickness..

EOTY AWARDS Because somebody has to do the dirty job......................................

Yeah ! Yeah!! Im back!!

2006-12-07T11:18:00.000-08:00

Well..
I have decided to resume regular blogging after a year.
I am doing this because of
* Lack of interest in orkut and shakeela.
* Hugh Mc Leod (soda bottle josh...hope it lasts)
* Net connectivity at home...(get ur webcams!! I too have a modem now Bastards!! )
* curiosity in Blooger beta
* appam induced brain activity.
* general ' I WANT TO BE HEARD COZ I THINK IM SMART AND FUNNY' feeling.
* Singlehood: Women who think im interesting after readin my blogs can call me on my mobile. I like coffee and TV ..

So go ahead... Click on the little banners having small ads on the top....

We all like the ocassional 1 ruppee lyng on the road . This is similar. Surprise me with free small change.

))PeacE((
MottebosS

LAUNCHIANA!!

2006-01-19T04:02:00.000-08:00

Travelling on a launch is gud fun. For the lesser informed a launch is common parlance for a boat which serves as public transport service.

They can perhaps be used for other cool purposes.

1) If metal chairs can be strapped on to the launch,the vibrations transmitted due to the cranky engine can have therapetic values .
2) As a seagull magnet. If u r this amateur foto -grafer who wans 2 take sm national geografic type pics of seagulls ,get on a launch.I donno why seagulls love launches...maybe they like big green things...
3) Does the smell of rotten fish turn u on?hmm.....U will defnitely love the launch.
4) Smoke on the water!! literally!! u can smoke on the launch...if u are lucky u might find sm semi used beedi's...
5) If U are one of those guys wid gelled hair, crotch fit pants,guthka eatin types who gets maximum tympass staring n lechhin at a gal till she dies of exhaustion tryin to avoid ur gaze,GET ON A LAUNCH,U LUCKY BASTARD!!....coz ur poor victim cannot escape frm ur charmin gaze...theres water all round !!

A "Launch"...
Gods Gift to National Geographic.....

HOW THE "YO" SIGN ORIGINATED...?!!

2006-01-13T23:45:00.000-08:00

The Original Yo-Man!!

Mum-Bhai!!

2005-12-26T06:00:00.000-08:00

Things Im beginning to lyk bout Mumbai….

1) Navi Mumbai local trains….
2) Hara-kiri travel during rush hour in da weekends on da local…
3) Masala Vada pav…
4) “abbey!! Kya bey??!!”
5) Stamina of da mumbaites
6) Udipi hotels??!!

This city is truly alive….!!

batman begins....A hardkore junkie's review

2005-07-19T11:00:00.000-07:00

Batman begins was xtremely brilliant!!
It was miles ahead of da previous Batman flicks b'coz of these following reasons.

1) No nipples on da batsuit!!
2) No Robin!! (He is supa-gay..)
3) No Batgirl!! ( does Shaktiman have a Shaktiwoman??!!)
4) No Arnold Schwarzanneger!! ( he jus doesnt fit in da scheme of things....hes jus too big!!)
5) No "BIFF!! BaM!! pOw!! socK!! " sequences!!
6) Finally a Batmobile without wings,fibreglass jazz n Guano!!(Dis tyme iTS simply da best supa-hero vehicle ever!!)
7) 65+ Alfred doesnt exhibit his Kung-fu skills!!
8) No scaling over bulidings ,while a guy peeks out of da window while dey r scaling sequences!!
9) No usage of ultra-special Batman gizmos like Kevlar-coated thermal-underwear with stinkbomb etc...

I think it ws one of da best supa-hero flik ever!!

da best tuch ws....
-introduction to batman's arch foe joker at da end of da movie...Slik!!

howeva....my best supa hero flik will remain BLaDE...(da first part only!!) ....Now dats EPIK!!

Warn-a-Brother!!

2005-07-01T15:24:00.000-07:00

da best wise-krak on a shirt!!

5 T-shirt prints I hate:

------ Why beer is better than women....
------ Why beer is better than sex..........
------ Why beer is better than women and sex.........
------Shah-Rukh-Khans smiling face T-shirt!!(i saw one in forum!!)
------"JUST DID IT" T-shirt...(did what dude??? had a bath after a laaawng tyme??)

grandiose poetry transending all barriers of sanity......

2005-05-11T10:41:00.000-07:00

i knew i sucked at poetry....but hey...i thought wads da point.....u oughta get da crap outta ur system...
so i present u dis......

da masta piece which startd it al.....

O ITS NITE,
Mosquitoes bite,
Switch off da lite....

nu(inspiring!!) stuff....

look at da crow...
its gliding very low...
looks like a mighty grand show...
but it poo's on me before i go...
im a stupid fool ,i know....:(

(inspired by da " poo on my new coat below da banyan tree incident" circa dec 2004)

******* MAMA ,I'M COMIN HOME******

note: mama=traffic cop in kannada lingo....

im drivin in da wrong lane....
at 95 kmph...
then i see da flash ..
of a well oiled moustache.....
i know ...
mama ,i'm comin home.....

i ws kickin up a dust cloud
of unburnt fuel and carbon monoxide
my byk ws way too loud....
mo polluting than union carbide
den i sw a khakhi paunch....
i knew
mama, i'm comin home.....

i ran over a drunk....
i didnt knowhat ws happnin...
coz i ws also drunk...
then i heard da krak of a lathi...
i knew..
mama,i'm comin home....

pinkfloydbananas!!

2005-03-02T05:23:00.000-08:00

hey!! i recently came across dis strange phenmomena ...pink floyd is my fave band...and it sounds better n better after i have had a banana split....i guess da banana split directly influences da CNS(central nervous system..) and then influences my ENT(ear nose n throat..dumbass!!)i actually felt my earwax cleanin up...(its been there like since da big bang!!)...n i felt closer 2 da ultimategodrockinpsychedelicgroupever2gracedisplanet!!...lemme xplain what happened...1) once i was walkin in dis place we locals refer 2 as m.g.road.....n then i had a banana split in some eatery...n then the miracle happened...my friend wanted 2 buy a pair of speakers 4 his pc...so we went 2 a store...there we were xposed 2 all sorts of speakers...the chaps werev kind enuf 2 listen 2 my request n actually played pink floyd...n then it happened ,...the musik systematically cleared my brain of its blight n actually melted my earwax...boy it felt like an old glacier being melted off due 2 global warmin in da siachen r somethin like dat...so if u wanna improve ur hearin and b able 2 appreciate musik better... u better walk 2 churchstreet near m.g.road n have a banana split jus below da BOSE STORE(dats where my pal brought some lousy speakers!!!) it actually cleared my earwax...!!

my xperiments with truth...

2005-02-16T05:27:00.000-08:00

ya ...
i did it...
nicotine addiction was da last thing 2 get addicted 2..after caffeine,adams ale,samosa,japaneese anime,haiku,power puff gals etc...

but da fact remains... Is it really worth it?will it get me higher than my previous xperiments? is it a dud? these questions lingered in my mind...

THE DEFINING PRINCIPLE: My science teacher always said " confirm statements with facts obtained from ritual experimentation combined with hasty calculation.."

so i had 2 confirm a coupla facts...
1) does a stick make ya cool?
2) do u feel elevated?
3) does your throat hurt?
4) do menthol cigarettes taste like polo smoke?
5) why does my granpop do it?( BTW dis article is dedicated 2 my granpop...a chain smoker par excellence!! he alone has contributed to about 7.8% of ITC's( indian tobacco company,u dumbass!!) revenues overall from circa 1957 to 2005 and goin... he firmly believes cigarettes make u live longer and every disease can be cured by homeopathy!!)

moreover all of my role models used 2 smoke a lot...Rajnikant,The CEO of ITC,our neighbour hood watchman with shiny orange baton,auto driver uncle who used 2 take me to school etc.

So i went to chandramaa( our night canteen!!) and i popped dis question 2 my pals who were more than willin 2 initiate me into the hazy world of a burningendatoneandafoolattheother!!

da foreign ones have distinctive tastes... the gudan garam(r whateva they call it ) is actually sweet...the menthol cigarettes do smell like polo...the cigars r well disgusting!! but the best smoke i had was with a beedi!! a beedi rocks!! indian entrepenuership skills at its very best...
its cheap,available in mass,and has really astounding names like ganesh chaap etc..

But was it woth it?
consider the economics...
a cigarette habit with 4 cigarettes a day could amount to 300 Rs. per month... i have other habits 2 take care off like glue sniffing,lsd etc along with unlimited tapri chai and samosas...
in a poor country like india... where pocket money is meagre affordabilty is of prime importance..
i am below the poverty line amongst my friends ( i jus manage 2 get my clothes washed on time..let alone other indulgences!!)...moreover it gave me a sore throat 4 a week..

so i leave smokin 2 da guruswhohavebeensmokinsincepubertyandwillcontinue2smoketilltheydieortillatsunamihitsthem!!

adios...
))peace((
SSDD
motteboss

p.s: ( if my parents are reading this ...I am JUS KIDDING!! i spent last months allowance on educational aids like books and library memberships...HONEST!!)
SMOKIN wasnot cool,it didnt make me cool,or it didnt make me a MENSA member,smokin made me realise that I am immune to small vices and should try out bigger vices!! ( MOM,DAD I was kiddin!!)

whatisdamotteconcept?

2005-02-14T06:26:00.000-08:00

so many times i come across these above lines... a few f words get intertwined n it becomes somethin like what the F*** is motte?..these lines have come across many times in my life along with others like "why do u eat so much?" or " why did u fail in da xams again?"...this is goin 2 b a long story!!

when i entered dis world in da 80's the world was a nicer place...now the world is full of chaos n confusion....we all face an identity crisis!! but as da almighty taketh,he giveth too!! internet was instant gratification time 4 all da unknown people who hadnt won a Noble,hadnt slept with bill clinton,hadnt been divorced mo than 25 times etc.etc. we could live in anonymity n live like kings ...ur identity was ur passport to fame online...i decided 2 have one...and da motte was born...

wheneva i do somethin related to comps r net,i name my self motteboss...
i've been gud at 2 things,
1)eatin 2)playin UT....

n in eatin i was da boss!! i used 2 consume a lotta eggs!!(motte=eggs in kannada...if u donno what is kannada its a south indian language u F***WIT!!) so there!!

why motte?
1) my scorecard looks like there have been a lotta eggs scrawled on it...i am da motteboss dere too..

2)scientifically speakin da big-bang theorists claim dat the universe started outta a egglike mass which banged (r whateva!)...i was da begining of da motteboss...i will b da end!!

3)n i like low maintenance hair style coz i get very little money 2 spare afta my motte indulgences..so i generally sport a motte hairstyle..(mom,dad,r ya readin dis?)

so how do u like it ?my first blog dat is?too narcisstic , eh?
r plain decent? dont lemme know..

r mayb,lemme kno...(follow da river 2 see the spring!!)
SSDD