passing thought # 2

Morpheus: You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up and believe...whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill.....you stay in wonderland...and I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes. 

Neo pauses for an instant, then reaches for the Blue pill. He swallows it down with a glass of water, and looks at Morpheus. Morpheus slaps his bald pate.. 

Morpheus: Yella wokay... Blue pill Yaake?

Passing thought... #1

Morpheus: You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up and believe...whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill.....you stay in wonderland...and I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes. 

Neo pauses for an instant, then reaches for the Blue pill. He swallows it down with a glass of water, and looks at Morpheus. Morpheus slaps his bald pate.. 

Morpheus: Ayyo! Ak*an just miss...

Writers block is dead for now...Thanks to my Heroes!

090319:0005 Hrs

M: The Prodigy.

T: 20 Degrees

My Heroes are back!

It is not everyday that you get a wake up call and/or a kick in the gonads to actually type 226 words to revive your blog.

It is not everyday that you bleed ... (For the Philistines, read ' regular accidents with sharp objects')

It is not everyday that old members of your favorite band regroup and come with something spectacular for your senses.

Presenting the greatest Mind Blasting Act : ' The Prodigy'. They were my first foray into an alternative genre after I was fed on a regular diet of Jhankar beats.

I had lost the ' Fat of the land' CD amongst my newfound tastes in used packaging of dozens of a certain cheeseburst pizza and my dirty boxers.. ( Why wash when you can afford new ones whenever you want? Environmentalists can rejoice with me for saving water ). 

However I was thrilled to read that they had regrouped and had come up with their latest chart topping offering ' INVADERS MUST DIE'.  (Thanks to an SMS by a dear partner in self induced deafness.)

I am playing it now and I am giggling like Heidi watching mountain goats coapulate. The sheer joy of martyring your eardrums to loud beats and industrial screeches is incomparable.

Im not much of a reviewer but the very fact that the music got me up and hopping was a sure indication that it was a classic in the making. I give this album 13 out of 14 stars just for the inventive big beats and all that mindblasting and that classic back to roots tracks. 

EOTY awards...Because someone has to do the Dirty Job..Category 1

End Of The Year Awards.

Top places to relieve urself in India without fumbling for pocket change.

So do U think Sulabh Souchalaya is a big load of Sandaas? lookin for a free alternative?

1) Inox , Nariman point Mumbai.
USP: UBER COOL LOCATION
MOST OF THE BOLLYWOOD STARS HAVE USED IT
GREAT FLOORING WITH TINY SILVER STARS. (Can divert ur attention though)
FLOOR AC VENTS TO COOL UR BALLS OFF (STARS WARS stuff)

2) Mount Carmel Arts and science college, Bangalore.
I had the previlige of using it when I was insanely stupid and took up JEE preparation.
USP: Public Toilets with Curtains!! Classy and unique. Dont ask me what I did with the curtain though.


3) Munnar:
Drive down. Get near any coffee/tea estate.
USP: I dont know but i think relieving yoursef at higher altitudes is good for ur health..(MOrarji Desai??!!)
U can view a cliff edge 1000 feet down and u dont have wayward crows over ur head.
Its U ,ur manhood and altitude sickness..


EOTY AWARDS Because somebody has to do the dirty job......................................

Yeah ! Yeah!! Im back!!

Well..
I have decided to resume regular blogging after a year.
I am doing this because of
* Lack of interest in orkut and shakeela.
* Hugh Mc Leod (soda bottle josh...hope it lasts)
* Net connectivity at home...(get ur webcams!! I too have a modem now Bastards!! )
* curiosity in Blooger beta
* appam induced brain activity.
* general ' I WANT TO BE HEARD COZ I THINK IM SMART AND FUNNY' feeling.
* Singlehood: Women who think im interesting after readin my blogs can call me on my mobile. I like coffee and TV ..

So go ahead... Click on the little banners having small ads on the top....

We all like the ocassional 1 ruppee lyng on the road . This is similar. Surprise me with free small change.

))PeacE((
MottebosS

LAUNCHIANA!!

Travelling on a launch is gud fun. For the lesser informed a launch is common parlance for a boat which serves as public transport service.

They can perhaps be used for other cool purposes.

1) If metal chairs can be strapped on to the launch,the vibrations transmitted due to the cranky engine can have therapetic values .
2) As a seagull magnet. If u r this amateur foto -grafer who wans 2 take sm national geografic type pics of seagulls ,get on a launch.I donno why seagulls love launches...maybe they like big green things...
3) Does the smell of rotten fish turn u on?hmm.....U will defnitely love the launch.
4) Smoke on the water!! literally!! u can smoke on the launch...if u are lucky u might find sm semi used beedi's...
5) If U are one of those guys wid gelled hair, crotch fit pants,guthka eatin types who gets maximum tympass staring n lechhin at a gal till she dies of exhaustion tryin to avoid ur gaze,GET ON A LAUNCH,U LUCKY BASTARD!!....coz ur poor victim cannot escape frm ur charmin gaze...theres water all round !!

A "Launch"...
Gods Gift to National Geographic.....

HOW THE "YO" SIGN ORIGINATED...?!!

The Original Yo-Man!!

Mum-Bhai!!

Things Im beginning to lyk bout Mumbai….

1) Navi Mumbai local trains….
2) Hara-kiri travel during rush hour in da weekends on da local…
3) Masala Vada pav…
4) “abbey!! Kya bey??!!”
5) Stamina of da mumbaites
6) Udipi hotels??!!


This city is truly alive….!!

batman begins....A hardkore junkie's review

Batman begins was xtremely brilliant!!
It was miles ahead of da previous Batman flicks b'coz of these following reasons.

1) No nipples on da batsuit!!
2) No Robin!! (He is supa-gay..)
3) No Batgirl!! ( does Shaktiman have a Shaktiwoman??!!)
4) No Arnold Schwarzanneger!! ( he jus doesnt fit in da scheme of things....hes jus too big!!)
5) No "BIFF!! BaM!! pOw!! socK!! " sequences!!
6) Finally a Batmobile without wings,fibreglass jazz n Guano!!(Dis tyme iTS simply da best supa-hero vehicle ever!!)
7) 65+ Alfred doesnt exhibit his Kung-fu skills!!
8) No scaling over bulidings ,while a guy peeks out of da window while dey r scaling sequences!!
9) No usage of ultra-special Batman gizmos like Kevlar-coated thermal-underwear with stinkbomb etc...

I think it ws one of da best supa-hero flik ever!!

da best tuch ws....
-introduction to batman's arch foe joker at da end of da movie...Slik!!

howeva....my best supa hero flik will remain BLaDE...(da first part only!!) ....Now dats EPIK!!